Martin: "The Jerk" eats our sausage! | Steve knows what my sausage has to offer! | Steve Martin, out of "The Man with Two Brains", ordered 10 kilos of Square sausage. Here's what he had to say:
" After getting home from the Oscars, while I was still basking in the warm glow that I got from making snide remarks about Michael Moore's acceptance speech, I sat myself down and ate about 4 kilos of square sausage. I had them on plain bread with margarine and squashed them down before I eat each one, so that I could see the delicious juices oozing out.
I'm already planning to make a big order for my oscar party next year. Oscar night just wouldn't be same without the Sausage King of Chicago. It would like chicken without wings or something." |
Kidman: total sausage muncher | Nicole eats my sausage! | Nicole Kidman, out of "Days of Thunder", ordered 5 kilos of links sausage. Here's what she had to say:
" I can't thank you enough for the sausages you sent me. I ate the whole lot within 2 days - they were irresistable with well-fired morning rolls and brown sauce. At one point me and Jude were even eating them in the bath to save on clean-up time - little bits of gristle were getting everywhere.
I have now set up a regular order, it's easy to see why they call you the Sausage King of Chicago!" |
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